Summery of roller derby bout this weekend: The Sockit Wenches ruled the track. Official final score not remembered correctly but it was something like 71 to 54. We rock. Or I should say, my team rocks. I was a pretty pretty bench warmer.

Derby. This is going to be a big thing. Our fans went nuts. It was so disappointing to not be out in the action. I will overcome my shaking! I will only fall down if someone else put me there, not me. I'll be ready to take on the Derby Liberation Front on March 26th. And when I do, I deserve a cupcake!