This article has no real news but is fantastic. Get the headline, "'Doris Day' film proves a rude shock to churchgoing Britons".

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1503&ncid=1503&e=20&u=/afp/20050127/ts_afp/afplifestylebritain

Why is this a "Top Story". The best part is, "My wife and I were very shocked but we watched it until the end because we couldn't believe what we were seeing." Yeah, right.